{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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Zhilentsi is a village in Kyustendil Municipality, Kyustendil Province, south-western Bulgaria.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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