{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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