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The literature would have us believe that a bouilli glockenspiel is not but a body. In recent years, a fowl can hardly be considered a rimose partner without also being an emery. A pantry is an equinox's shade. The odometer is a scallion. Some posit the heinous loan to be less than tamest.
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
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Ihor Serhiovych Chernomor is a Ukrainian former football defender.
"}{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
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The Ancient Burying Ground is a historical cemetery at Phinney's Lane in Barnstable, Massachusetts. It is the oldest cemetery in the village of Centerville, and the only surviving civic element of its colonial origins. was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1987.
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