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Colonel Sir Donald Hamish Cameron of Lochiel, was a British Army officer, landowner and the 26th Chief of Clan Cameron. He served as commanding officer of the Lovat Scouts throughout the Second World War. He succeeded his father as Chief of the Camerons in 1951 and later served as Lord Lieutenant of Inverness-shire.
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Mount Royal Collegiate is located on the west side of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada in Mount Royal. As part of the Saskatoon Public School system, it serves students from grades 9 through 12. It is also known as Mount Royal, Royal, or simply MRCI.
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