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HMSML Gleaner (H86) was the smallest commissioned vessel in the Royal Navy, at the time of her decommissioning, with a length of just under 15 metres and a ship's company of just nine. She was based in Devonport, Plymouth. The ship prefix \"HMSML\" stands for Her Majesty's Survey Motor Launch.
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Ballaghnatrillick, locally Ballintrillick, is a village in County Sligo, Ireland.
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